Chuck Norris Cannot Be Stopped:

 Author: Spector Ian
Published: 28 Jun 2010 
ISBN 13: 9780143204947 
ISBN 10: 0143204947 
RRP: $19.99 
Type: PAPERBACK (PB) 
Format: MISCELLANEOUS PAPERBACK (Z) 
Pages: 180 Edition: 1
Imprint: PENGUIN 


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Extract

Now that I've had the opportunity to write a third book, I've realized that most readers will most likely still just skip right over the boring few pages of introductory text and get straight to the goodies that lie within. This left me with a bit of a problem. Should I treat the reader to some witty anecdotes or fascinating true stories? While I would ordinarily jump at the opportunity, I realized that this time around, so little has happened in my life as it relates to all this that it would be as great a waste for me to write as it would be for you to read. Consider it a benefit; I get to make my submission deadline and you get to move on with your day faster than expected. Congratulations, you're already a winner.

The Legend of Chuck Norris Lives On

After the deadly duo of The Truth About Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris vs. Mr. T roundhouse-kicked bestseller lists, Ian Spector returns to complete the thrillogy that has become just as unstoppable, herculean, and legendary as Chuck Norris himself. Chuck Norris Cannot Be Stopped reveals 400 all-new facts about the roughest, toughest, and buffest man to ever stalk the face of the Earth.

This third testament about the master of macho manliness uncovers such unknown facts as:
* Jesus follows Chuck Norris on Twitter.
* The reason we haven't found Osama Bin Laden is because Chuck Norris found him first.
* When Chuck Norris tells time, time obeys.
* A solar eclipse is the sun's attempt to hide from Chuck Norris.
* Someone once put Chuck Norris on hold. That's where the term choke-hold comes from.
* A man once broke every bone in his body to avoid Chuck Norris doing it for him.

Brimming with brawn and full of fortitude, Chuck Norris Cannot Be Stopped contains everything you ever wanted to know about Chuck Norris but were too terrified to ask.