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Danger Is Everywhere: A Handbook for Avoiding Danger
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  • Published: 7 August 2014
  • ISBN: 9780141357522
  • Imprint: Penguin Audio
  • Format: Audio Download

Danger Is Everywhere: A Handbook for Avoiding Danger

  • David O'Doherty
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Diary of a Wimpy Kid meets The Dangerous Book for Boys

Taken from the tape recordings of the enigmatic and ultra-cautious dangerologist Docter Noel Zone, DANGER IS EVERYWHERE is a brilliantly funny audiobook for avoiding danger of all kinds that will have you laughing out loud (very safely) from start to finish.

DOES IT WARN YOU ABOUT WHAT TO DO IF A SHARK COMES UP OUT OF THE LOO WHILE YOU ARE SITTING ON IT?
Yes it does.

AND WHAT TO DO IF A VOLCANO ERUPTS UNDERNEATH YOUR HOUSE?
After you've made sure it's not a neighbour's barbecue, this audiobook will let you know exactly how to deal with it.

DOES IT INCLUDE AMAZING SOUND EFFECTS AND MUSIC COMPOSED BY DOCTER NOEL ZONE HIMSELF?
Yes it does. But make sure you keep the volume safely down.
  • Published: 7 August 2014
  • ISBN: 9780141357522
  • Imprint: Penguin Audio
  • Format: Audio Download
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Praise for Danger Is Everywhere: A Handbook for Avoiding Danger

I dislocated my jaw laughing

Eoin Colfer, author of Artemis Fowl

228/10 - That's an understatement.

William, age 10

Wicked illustrations that will help you tackle silly dangers. Made me laugh out loud and I know my friends at school will love it!

Robyn, age 8

Awesome jokes that made me laugh out loud ... one of the funniest books I have read.

Isla, age 9

I loved it because it is full of hilarious pictures . . . such as TEPOC - the Emergency Page Of Calm. Make a copy of this page and show it to your Mum when she is getting stressed!

Ross, age 10

Loved it! Really enjoyed it - favourite chapter was the danger pets

Jennifer, age 7

This book is very good for boys as it contains scary and rude things. . . !

Tomasz, age 9

Brilliantly silly

Sunday Express

A star turn that will amuse smart seven-year-olds, 17-year-olds, and, in our experience, 47-year olds . . . well-paced and funny throughout

Time Out London

Imagine the Mighty Boosh crashed into the Wimpy Kid

The Times