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Do Ants Have Assholes?
  • Published: 1 April 2009
  • ISBN: 9781402218187
  • Imprint: Sourcebooks
  • Format: Paperback
  • Pages: 192
  • RRP: $30.00
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Do Ants Have Assholes?

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The zany, laugh-out loud, Sunday Times bestseller and number Amazon.co.uk bestseller.

A venerable and historic newspaper, the Old Geezer is read and respected by the world's most conscientious, upright citizens. When these beacons of respectability have serious questions, they turn to the Old Geezer's "Questions and Answers" page.

Do Ants Have Assholes? collects the enlightening answers to thought-provoking questions such as:
If you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant, what do you do?
How many men would it take to kill an elephant with their bare hands?
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do they all have to drown?
Are "crabs" related to crabs?
What if there were no hypothetical questions?
  • Published: 1 April 2009
  • ISBN: 9781402218187
  • Imprint: Sourcebooks
  • Format: Paperback
  • Pages: 192
  • RRP: $30.00
Categories:

About the authors

Bruno Vincent

Bruno Vincent is the author of an absolute shedload of humour titles including the Enid Blyton for Grown-ups Series and (with Jon Butler) the bestselling Do Ants Have Arseholes?, a Christmas No.1 back in the more innocent days of Myspace and News of the World. He has also written two volumes of gothic horror stories for children which were adapted for the stage.
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