How to Win a Fight With a Conservative

Outwit and outmock those Crazy Conservatives!

Tired of the delusional rantings of right-wing nut jobs?
Does the mere mention of the Tea Party or Fox News pose a clear and present danger to your sanity?
No matter the flavor of your misguided right-wing adversary, here's a survival guide for anyone who's fantasized about smacking down a conservative blowhard.

Learn how to:
Hurl witty retorts at Obama haters, Bible-thumpers, and Wall Street shills
Explain why the Left is right and the Right is wrong with the dueling Conservative and Liberal Manifestos
Survive family sparring matches, manage workplace squabbles, and learn to cope if you're sleeping with the enemy
Entertain your friends and terrify your enemies while arguing politics on Facebook and Twitter
Use conservatives' words against them with a handy compilation of moronic right-wing quotes

It's time to defend America against every intolerant, corrupt, arrogant, greed-mongering, science-hating, reality-denying imbecile in your midst.

Stop the stampede of mindless, fact-loathing wingnuts!