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  • Published: 15 March 2012
  • ISBN: 9781849416207
  • Imprint: Red Fox
  • Format: Paperback
  • Pages: 208
  • RRP: $26.00

The (Not Quite) Biggest Ever Tim Vine Joke Book

Children's Edition



Comedian and TV star, Tim Vine, will have you laughing for hours with this new, abridged version of his hilarious joke book . . .

Comedian and TV star, Tim Vine, will have you laughing for hours with this new, abridged version of his hilarious joke book . . .

Velcro.
What a rip off.

Why do you never see an elephant on a bus?
Because he's got a massive bum.

So I went to the doctors. I said, 'I got hurt in a pillow fight.' He said, 'You've got concushion.'

Believe it or not there are twice as many eyebrows in the world as there are people

I tried to surf the Internet and I fell off my chair


Read it to find these funny puns, plus many more original jokes and illustrations. You won't be able to put it down!

  • Published: 15 March 2012
  • ISBN: 9781849416207
  • Imprint: Red Fox
  • Format: Paperback
  • Pages: 208
  • RRP: $26.00

About the author

Tim Vine

Tim Vine burst onto the stand-up circuit by winning the Perrier Best Newcomer Award at the Edinburgh Festival in 1995 and has since gone on to find universal acclaim as the undisputed master of the one-liner.

In 2004 Tim became the Guinness World Record Holder for telling the most jokes in an hour, smashing the previous record with a total of 499.

He lives in London.

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Praise for The (Not Quite) Biggest Ever Tim Vine Joke Book

The amazing undisputed king of the one-liner

Time Out

Tim Vine is seriously funny... his unswerving devotion to making us laugh is something pure and wonderful

The Times

Vine's gags are timeless...they are puns on everyday situations, as well as being inoffensive and uncontroversial

The Independent

Skillfully delivered, hugely popular, continuously funny and utterly unique

Guardian

The spiritual lovechild of Tommy Cooper and Steve Martin, if such a thing were possible

The Stage

Creasing ourselves every 10 seconds as we read another one-liner from The Biggest Ever Tim Vine Jokebook...pure comedy gold. Oh, we love Tim Vine

The Herald