‘We saw Miss Trunchbull grab a girl by the pigtails and throw her over the playground fence!’
''Human beans is not really believing in giants, is they? Human beans is not thinking we exist.'
‘Did you hear that, Mr Fox! It’s not over yet! We’re not going home till we’ve strung you up dead as a dingbat!’
‘I, Willy Wonka, have decided to allow five children to visit my factory this year. These lucky five will be allowed to see all the secrets and magic.’
Laugh out loud with Roald Dahl's Matilda in this brilliant book of jokes that would biffsquiggle anyone but the cleverest of kiddles!
To pay Mrs Twit back for the worms in his spaghetti, Mr Twit thought up a really clever nasty trick.
Starring the Enormous Crocodile, this is an ABC book with bite!
George Kranky's Grandma is a miserable grouch. George really hates that horrid old witchy woman.
Willy Wonka's chocolate factory, Charlie's glorious golden ticket, the BFG's magical dream jars and many other classic Roald Dahl scenes are all inside this beautiful, intricately illustrated colouring book.
‘My jewels! Somebody’s stolen my jewels!’
A phizzwhizzing new edition in glorious full colour for the first time.
The phizzwhizzing inspiration behind a new major motion picture coming 2020, starring Anne Hathaway, Octavia Spencer, Stanley Tucci and Chris Rock.
Greetings to you, the lucky finder of this little box - tremendous postcards are inside.
From chocolate-covered chickens to grizzly grouchy grandmas and the disgusting Twists, this fantabulous book of fantastically funny jokes will keep you and your friends chuckling for hours.
The top ten bestselling and best-loved Roald Dahl stories of all time, including Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Charlie and the Great Glass Elevator, Danny, the Champion of the World, Fantastic Mr Fox, George's Marvellous Medicine, James and the Giant Peach, Matilda, The BFG, The Twits and The Witches in beautiful hardback with foiled dust-jackets, and presented in a stunning giftbox.
A first book of opposites from the world of Roald Dahl - with big flaps for little hands!
Matilda Wormwood's father thinks she's a little scab. Matilda's mother spends all afternoon playing bingo.
This book is filled with revolting rhymes. (Be warned: It's no ordinary Once upon a time).
Starring the Enormous Crocodile, this is a counting book with bite!
An inventive collection for older children and adults alike, Rhyme Stew bubbles over with Roald Dahl's extraordinary humour and imagination.
Introducing the ladderless window-cleaning company. A Giraffe with a neck so long she can reach the highest windows, A Pelican with a bucket-sized beak, A Monkey to do the washing – and their new friend Billy.
Danny lives in a gipsy caravan with his father, the most marvellous and exciting father any boy ever had. All the land around them belongs to Mr Victor Hazell, a rich snob with a great glistening beery face and tiny piggy eyes. Nobody likes him, not one-little bit.
The Enormous Crocodile is planning what to have for his lunch. This foul fiend - the greediest croc in the whole river - wants to eat something juicy and delicious. His teeth sparkle like knives in the sun and he's getting hungrier and hungrier. But what can the greedy grumptious brute guzzle up?