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The Onion Presents: Love, Sex, and Other Natural Disasters

The Onion has searched their archives to unearth hundreds of tales of love and relationships -- from "18 Year Old Miraculously Finds Soulmate in Home Town" to "Elderly Couple Dresses Up For Trip to Denny's," these stories capture the heartbreak and hilarity of the human experience. Other hilarious headlines include:

  • "Boyfriend Ready to Take Relationship to Previous Level"
  • "Sex Officials Add New Base Between Second and Third"
  • "Ex-Girlfriend Don't Want to Speak to You No More, Her New European Boyfriend Reports"
  • "Same Jumbotron Used for Marriage Proposal Used to Ask for Divorce"
  • "Girlfriend Changes Man Into Someone She's Not Interested In"
  • and many many more.
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