Books by The Staff Of The Onion
The Onion Presents: Love, Sex, and Other Natural Disasters
The Onion has searched their archives to unearth hundreds of tales of love and relationships -- from "18 Year Old Miraculously Finds Soulmate in Home Town" to "Elderly Couple Dresses Up For Trip to Denny's," these stories capture the heartbreak and hilarity of the human experience. Other hilarious headlines include: