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  • Published: 7 June 1995
  • ISBN: 9780140378467
  • Imprint: Puffin
  • Format: Paperback
  • Pages: 56
  • RRP: $21.00

Badjelly the Witch

A Fairy Story




Stinkypoo! Stinkypoo! Knickers, knickers, knickers! Spike Milligan's Badjelly the Witch is a children's cult classic

Her name is Badjelly and she can turn children into sausages or chop them up to make boy-girl soup. Sometimes she turns policemen into apple trees, and bananas into mice! She is the wickedest witch in all the world.

  • Published: 7 June 1995
  • ISBN: 9780140378467
  • Imprint: Puffin
  • Format: Paperback
  • Pages: 56
  • RRP: $21.00

About the author

Spike Milligan

Spike Milligan (1918–2002) was a famous British comedian, poet, writer and musician. His wild imagination and madcap humour had a timeless appeal that continues to delight audiences of all ages to this day.
Spike (Terence Alan) was born to British parents in India, where his father, an army captain, was stationed in Poona (Pune). The family lived in India and Rangoon (Yangon) before returning to Britain when Spike was twelve.
When the Second World War (as Spike called it, the Adolf Hitler Show) began, he enlisted and served in the 56th Heavy Regiment as a signaller. During his time in the army he joined the Bill Hall Trio and performed for the troops.
He is perhaps best known for creating, writing and performing the popular 1950s BBC Radio show The Goon Show. He has written several story books and poetry for children. His novels include Puckoon, and he produced seven volumes of war memoirs.
Badjelly the Witch, which Spike wrote for his daughter Jane, was first published in 1973. It was performed on BBC radio in England, and later on Radio New Zealand’s Sunday morning children’s programme.
Spike was awarded an honorary knighthood and CBE for his services to entertainment, and also the British Comedy Awards’ Lifetime Achievement Award. A BBC poll voted him as the ‘funniest person of the last 1000 years’. His poem ‘On the Ning Nang Nong’ was voted Britain’s funniest poem.
Spike died at the age of 83 and his tombstone inscription – ‘I told you I was ill’ – ensures that he will forever be remembered first and foremost as a comic genius.

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Praise for Badjelly the Witch

In hardback and in colour, with the CD, this has got to be the definitive version of Badjelly the Witch. If your household has small people in it, you need a copy. If you know small people, they need a copy. If you’re like me and grew up in the late 70s, you probably need a copy too, for nostalgia’s sake.

Rachel Moore, The Reader

It more than stands up after 45 years. Milligan’s original handwritten text is delightful, full of eyes in the OOs and Ys with antlers like stags. The larger illustrations are also brilliant, including the classic portrait of Fluffybum the cat, drawn of course from his best side: behind. In the story itself, the language is constantly surprising and charmingly punctuated: They came to a big big mountain, but it had a big white beard on. “What a silly mountain! Why has it got a beard” said Rose, a little mouse popped his head out of a hole and said ‘He’s got a beard because hes lost his razor” (sic). Milligan’s madcap delivery in the radio play brings the story even more alive, barrelling through it in much the way I imagine he told it to his daughter Jane at bedtime all those years ago. The music too, transported me straight back to where I first heard it, in my grandmother’s floral-carpeted lounge...Recommended for ages 5-100.

Holly Walker, The Sapling

Although Spike penned plenty of songs and stories to delight young ones - and mad old EastLife writers too! - perhaps none is as amazingly strange, delightful and weird as Bad Jelly the Witch . . . the most beautiful gift of nonsense

Eastlife

I used to listen to this on the radio on Sunday mornings as a kid - it's good to have it for my kids to read!

John, Good Reads

Great book for reading aloud to kids. They all love the characters especially Fluffy Bum the cat. I have read this to my own children numerous times and now to my grandchildren . . . the recording, narrated by Spike Milligan, is great.

Ash, Good Reads

my favorite book of all time

Stephanie, Good Reads

Read this book (in Spike's own handwriting!) to my children countless times . . . Glorious nonsense!!

Kay, Good Reads

The radio play used to air on Sunday mornings every single weekend when I was growing up . . . I never got sick of hearing it.

Lynley, Good Reads

I recall reading this book aloud at the dinner table many many years ago. My family were quite reserved types, but not long into the story we were all in stitches. A delightful tale for all ages. Loved it then and love it now. Recommend to all.

Margot, Good Reads

This is the book that made me want to be a writer. Thanks Spike!

Peter Millett, Good Reads

A book every child should read.

Les, Good Reads

Hilarious, scary story for kids. It's Spike Milligan, need I say more.

Deborah, Good Reads

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