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  • Published: 24 September 2014
  • ISBN: 9781405918671
  • Imprint: Michael Joseph
  • Format: Paperback
  • Pages: 224
  • RRP: $26.00

Crap CVs




A hilarious compendium of crap CVs, excruciating interviews and cover letters from hell

Application for Employment
I refer to the recent death of the Technical Manager at your company and hereby apply for the replacement of the deceased manager.
Each time I apply for a job, I get a reply that there is no vacancy but in this case I have caught you red-handed and you have no excuse because I even attended the funeral to be sure that he was truly dead and buried before applying.
Attached to my letter is a copy of my CV and his death certificate.

Crap CVs is a hilarious compilation of the worst job applications imaginable, including overly honest cover letters, embarrassing typos, mortifying personal revelations, awkward interview questions, misplaced self-confidence, self-aggrandising gibberish, blatant truth-twisting and, of course, outright lies.

  • Published: 24 September 2014
  • ISBN: 9781405918671
  • Imprint: Michael Joseph
  • Format: Paperback
  • Pages: 224
  • RRP: $26.00