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The critically acclaimed and bestselling author of Fatty Batter is back with a hilarious tale of a Brit abroad.

Though happy enough with his lot, Michael Simkins has never truly shaken the nagging doubt – helpfully upheld by his partner Julia – that he somehow lacks worldly sophistication. While she spent her teenage years as a nanny on a boat moored at Cannes, his utter lack of travel experience (Weymouth, Cleethorpes and a day trip to Dieppe) still has the power to shock people into leaving dinner parties early.

So as he hits middle-age, Michael takes up the challenge of broadening his horizons. He decides to improve himself in the same way English gentlemen lacking refined edges have for centuries: by learning from our more cultured French neighbours. Michael, an English provincial ingénue, sets off to discover just what the Gallic nation can teach him and the rest of us Anglo-Saxons about living the good life. Armed only with 50 Useful Phrases in French, he waits to see if his odyssey from La Manche to the Riviera will finally turn him from the scotch-egg eating spawn of Anne Widdecombe and John McCririck into the champagne-sipping love child of Serge Gainsbourg and Catherine Deneuve. Julia is saying a prayer for him at Lourdes.

Reviews

Brimming with well-told anecdotes with perfectly delivered punchlines...a must-read for anyone stepping on the Eurostar

The Daily Telegraph

Vive le Simkins!

Metro

Insightful, charming and trouser-wipingly funny.

Stephen Fry

Simkins makes even the worst travel experience pleasurable. In fact, the worse it is, the better he gets.

Michael Palin

Funnier than Bryson

Michael Billington

It's impossible to resist a book that makes you laugh aloud twice within the space of the first 5 paragraphs

Daily Telegraph

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  • Paperback

    9780091927530

    April 15, 2010

    Ebury Press

    320 pages

    RRP $29.99

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    9781407027463

    September 1, 2010

    Ebury Digital

    320 pages

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