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Diddly Squat: The G.O.A.T.
  • Published: 8 November 2026
  • ISBN: 9780241836118
  • Imprint: Michael Joseph
  • Format: Hardback
  • Pages: 300
  • RRP: $55.00

Diddly Squat: The G.O.A.T.

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13 Oct 2026
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8 Oct 2026
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8 Nov 2026
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Our favourite gentleman farmer is back! And this time, it's those pesky goats that are causing trouble...

Uncooperative animals, underperforming crops, and rather less than best-laid plans pursued with unbridled enthusiasm - Clarkson’s farm is the gift that keeps on giving. And this time there's one rather devil-may-care farm animal who's really getting Jeremy's goat . . .
Pull on your wellies, grab your flat cap, (and a pint from our hero's pub), and join him for this latest escapade into the sublimely ridiculous.
What could possibly go wrong this time?
  • Published: 8 November 2026
  • ISBN: 9780241836118
  • Imprint: Michael Joseph
  • Format: Hardback
  • Pages: 300
  • RRP: $55.00

About the author

Jeremy Clarkson

Jeremy Clarkson began his writing career on the Rotherham Advertiser. Since then he has written for the Sun, the Sunday Times, the Rochdale Observer, the Wolverhampton Express & Star, all of the Associated Kent Newspapers and Lincolnshire Life. He was, for many years, the tallest person on television. He now lives on Diddly Squat Farm in Oxfordshire where he is learning to become a farmer.
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