Diddly Squat: ‘Til The Cows Come Home
  • Published: 16 May 2023
  • ISBN: 9781405954631
  • Imprint: Michael Joseph
  • Format: Paperback
  • Pages: 240
  • RRP: $26.00

Diddly Squat: ‘Til The Cows Come Home

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16 May 2023
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15 Nov 2022
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29 Sep 2022
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Jeremy takes us back to another year of life as a gentleman farmer at Diddly Squat - what could possibly go wrong this time?

Welcome back to Clarkson's farm.

At the end of Jeremy's first year, Diddly Squat farm rewarded him with profits of £144.

And while he's mastered the art of moaning, challenges still abound. Who knew loading a trailer was more demanding than flying a gunship? That cows were more dangerous than motor-racing? Or that it's easier to get planning permission for a nuclear power station than turning an old barn into a restaurant?

Life on Clarkson's farm may not always go according to plan. But not a day goes by when Jeremy can't say 'I've done a thing' and mean it...
  • Published: 16 May 2023
  • ISBN: 9781405954631
  • Imprint: Michael Joseph
  • Format: Paperback
  • Pages: 240
  • RRP: $26.00
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About the author

Jeremy Clarkson

Jeremy Clarkson began his writing career on the Rotherham Advertiser. Since then he has written for the Sun, the Sunday Times, the Rochdale Observer, the Wolverhampton Express & Star, all of the Associated Kent Newspapers and Lincolnshire Life. Today he is the tallest person working in British television.

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What Could Possibly Go Wrong. . .
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Praise for Diddly Squat: ‘Til The Cows Come Home

If you want a laugh, it's Jeremy Clarkson's Diddly Squat: 'Til the Cows Come Home . . . The book will keep us going until the next TV series appears.

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