Hairy Legs

He's hairy, wears boots, football shorts and a T-shirt. His nickname is Hairy Legs. He has a secret. 'Why can't fairies be guys? I'm sick of everyone expecting us to wear fluffy dresses and prance around on mushrooms.' He also has a problem. 'I have to do three good deeds before the next full moon. If I don't, I get the punishment.'