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  • Published: 16 April 2018
  • ISBN: 9780399539107
  • Imprint: Dial
  • Format: Hardback
  • Pages: 40
  • RRP: $40.00

How to Grow a Dinosaur



These three kids are determined to get their parents to put down the ice cream, cake, and chicken fried steak to just try one bite of healthy whole foods. But it's harder than it looks when these over-the-top gagging, picky parents refuse to give things like broccoli and kale a chance. Kids will love the jaunty rhyme that's begging to be read aloud and the opportunity to be way smarter--and healthier--than their parents.

A big-kid dinosaur can’t wait to teach the new baby everything in this funny, tender, joyful take on becoming a big sister or brother, from the celebrated artist of I Don't Want to Be a Frog
 
Good news: Your mom's hatching a baby! Bad news: Babies take their sweet time. And when they finally do hatch? They’re too little to play! They don’t even know how to be a dinosaur. That's where you come in. You can teach your baby everything—from peek-a-boo to roaring to table manners to bedtime. Growing a dinosaur is a big job, but you're perfect for it. Because one thing the baby wants more than anything? It’s to be just like you.

Silly humor and sincere, moving moments, make this hilarious, reassuring, and useful “guide” a must for existing big brothers and sisters and for every big brother and big sister to-be. Great fun for family reading too.

"Fresh . . . Adorable . . . Funny." —Publishers Weekly
"Hysterical . . . Tender." —Kirkus 
"Sweet . . . Allow[s] for maximum comic effect.” —SLJ

  • Published: 16 April 2018
  • ISBN: 9780399539107
  • Imprint: Dial
  • Format: Hardback
  • Pages: 40
  • RRP: $40.00

About the author

Jill Esbaum

Jill Esbaum lives on a farm, on a dusty gravel road, where green walls of rustling corn surround the yard each summer. She and her husband raise corn, soybeans, and hundreds of pigs. A dozen cats hang around the back door each evening, waiting for her to slip out with leftovers (a dangerous time to go barefoot, she says!). Her favourite season is autumn, when she gets to drive a huge, complicated tractor through crackling fields to help with the harvest under a blue, blue sky. And every day she wakes up feeling blessed, knowing how lucky she is to spend part of each day doing what she loves, and loving what she does - writing for kids.

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Praise for How to Grow a Dinosaur

Acclaim for Adam Mansbach

F*ck, Now There Are Two of You: New York Times best seller, Publishers Weekly's Big Indie Books of Fall 2019
Go the F*ck to Sleep
New York Times best seller, Wall Street Journal best seller, Publishers Weekly best seller, Time Magazine's "Thing of the Year," Reader's Digest 25 Funniest Books of All Time
You Have to F*cking Eat: New York Times best seller, BookRiot's Must-Read Books from Independent Presses for 2014, Flavorwire's 50 Best Independent Fiction and Poetry Books of 2014

Praise for Mike Boldt

* "Youngsters, especially those with a pet of one kind or another of their own at home, will delight in this case of mistaken identity." —Booklist, starred review

* "Snappy, spot-on dialogue pairs ideally with the outsize drama of Boldt’s artwork; reading this book belongs on families’ to-do lists." —Publishers Weekly, starred review

* "Delightful." —Publishers Weekly, starred review of I Don't Want to Be a Frog