Keeping Up With The Kalashnikovs

Name: Keeping Up With The Kalashnikovs
Price: 38.00 NZD
ISBN: 9780241962817

Ross O'Carroll-Kelly

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Action. Adventure. Riding. ... Life for South Dublin's most eligible married man is a nerve-shredding plate spinning act

My friend, Fionn, was being held hostage in, I don't know, Unganga Nanga, and the Government was refusing to send in a team of marines to extract him. Pack of focking cauliflower worriers.

I wouldn't have minded being bound and gagged in a basement - just for some peace and quiet. My wife was up the spout again. My daughter had grown into a mix between Suri Cruise and a Chucky doll. And one or two other chickens - well, birds - were coming home to roost.

Suddenly, I realized what I had to do - go and get Fionn back.

Except what I didn't realize was that Unganga Nanga was no country for old tens.

Published: 7 May 2015
ISBN: 9780241962817
Imprint: Penguin General UK
Format: Paperback
Pages: 400
RRP: $38.00

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Ross O'Carroll-Kelly

Ross O'Carroll-Kelly is a man of the people-if the people are basically birds and drop-dead focking gorgeous. Because life is short, roysh, so you can't fock about with, like, rolling mauls, you've got to head straight for the line. Which is second nature to a try-scorer like me, given my ball-handling skills. How the hell did I get so lucky? Focked if I know. Ross O'Carroll-Kelly is the author of several bestselling books including; The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Dress, Should Have Got Off at Sydney Parade, and This Champagne Mojito is the Last Thing I Own.