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  • Published: 10 January 2019
  • ISBN: 9781473567788
  • Imprint: Transworld Digital
  • Format: EBook
  • Pages: 128
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Love Poems for Married People




Hilarious poems that get to the heart of how people really feel once the sparkle of married life has faded just a little.

Including such gems as Why Are You in The Shower With Me? Our Love is Tested in Traffic and What Time Should We Leave for the Airport? John Kenney's poems are packed with funny, wry observations about the reality of life once the initial shine of a relationship has dulled. From parental gripes to dwindling sex lives; from less-than-romantic gifts to irritating personal habits, it's all covered.

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Are you in the mood?
I am.
Let's put the kids down.
Have a light dinner.
Shower.
Maybe not drink so much.
And do that thing I would rather do with you than with anyone else.
Lie in bed and look at our iPhones.

  • Published: 10 January 2019
  • ISBN: 9781473567788
  • Imprint: Transworld Digital
  • Format: EBook
  • Pages: 128
Categories:

About the author

John Kenney

John Kenney is the author of Talk to Me and Truth in Advertising, which won the Thurber Prize for American Humor. He has worked for many years as a copywriter. He has also been a contributor to The New Yorker magazine since 1999. He lives in Brooklyn, New York

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