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  • Published: 1 September 2010
  • ISBN: 9781409061892
  • Imprint: Cornerstone Digital
  • Format: EBook
  • Pages: 416

My Name is Daphne Fairfax

A Memoir





The autobiography of one of Britain's best-loved alternative comedians

'My name is Arthur Smith, unless there's anybody here from the Streatham tax office. In which case, I'm Daphne Fairfax.' This has been Arthur's opening line at hundreds of stand-up comedy performances. In fact, he is neither Daphne nor Arthur. Friends and family know him as Brian.

One of the 'alternative comedians' who shook up light entertainment in the eighties and nineties, Arthur (and Brian) is also a broadcaster, an opening bat for Grumpy Old Men, a West End playwright (his plays include An Evening with Gary Lineker) and a guest on innumerable radio and TV panel shows.

In My Name is Daphne Fairfax he reflects on the nature of comedy and his days as a scruffy kid on the bombsites of Bermondsey, a wild-haired undergraduate, a roadsweeper, an English teacher, a failed rock star, a boozed-up sexual adventurer and an intensive care patient who has been told never to drink again.

Hilarious, scandalous and rude, his memoir incorporates a tender tribute to his parents and a vigorous account of the peculiar business of being alive.

  • Published: 1 September 2010
  • ISBN: 9781409061892
  • Imprint: Cornerstone Digital
  • Format: EBook
  • Pages: 416

About the author

Arthur Smith

Arthur lives in South London with his beautiful partner Beth and is the mayor of Balham (self-proclaimed). He is still seen on the stages around Britain and at the Edinburgh Festival where he has been reviled, revered and arrested. In 2007 he won the 'Spirit of the Fringe' award and if you want to know any more about me you can buy the sodding book.

Praise for My Name is Daphne Fairfax

...it radiates a glow of whimsy and invention

Independent on Sunday

...witty, self-aware and poignant

The Observer

My Name is Daphne Fairfax is a witty inside track on life's bigger themes: the mirage of fame, boredome, depression and death

The Times

All the qualities which make Arthur Smith such a success on the stage are here... by drawing out the comedy in humdrum reality he keeps one constantly smiling

The Scotsman

Funny, poignant, interesting and charming. This is how life should be lived, (apart from where he nearly dies)

John O'Farrell

Smith stands out among his generation for a willingness to keep pushing himself and experimenting with new forms of comedic expression ... Today's hottest young comics still see him as an inspiration

The Guardian

The loveable old codger rolls out his memoirs, full of so-barking-they-must-be-true stories of his youth and stand-up career

Metro

Witty, engaging and unconventional . . . As funny and emotionally satisfying as a great stand-up performance.

Independent on Sunday