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From the bestselling author of A Year in The Merde, the Ten Commandments for Living with the French

From the bestselling author of A Year in The Merde, the Ten Commandments for Living with the French

Have you been taken to what you've been assured is the perfect house deep in the French countryside, only to find there's no electricity or running water? Gone to the doctor with a nasty cough, and been diagnosed with a rather more personal complaint? Walked into an half-empty restaurant, only to be told that it's complet?

If the answer to any of the above is oui, Talk to the Snail is the book for you.Find out how to get served in a restaurant; the best way to deal with French hypochondria; learn the language of love, sex and suppositories (not necessarily in that order); it's all here in this funny, informative, seriously useful guide on how to get what you really want from the French.

With advice on essential phrases and bons mots to cover all eventualities, and illustrated with witty real-life anecdotes, Talk to the Snail is a book that no self-respecting Francophile - or Francophobe - can afford to be without.

Don't go to France without reading this book.

And don't even think of buying a house there.

Formats & editions

  • EBook

    9781742748306

    April 1, 2012

    RHA eBooks Adult

    273 pages

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  • Paperback

    9781741665376

    October 2, 2006

    Random House Australia

    224 pages

    RRP $26.99

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