Those Across the River

Born to cryptids in the wilds of North America in 1969, raised on horror comics, Tolkien, Stephen King, and Mad Magazine, Christopher Buehlman is, as of June 2026, a novelist, playwright, voice actor, comedian, Muay Thai hobbyist, and secular doggist living in Paris with his wife, Jennifer (an aerial silk artist), and a very plush female black cat named Jane (no declared profession).