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  • Published: 12 April 2021
  • ISBN: 9781612197913
  • Imprint: Melville House
  • Format: Paperback
  • Pages: 336
  • RRP: $38.00

Useless Miracle




A classic, smart comedy in which a college professor attains mankind's oldest dream: the ability to fly...sort of...

George Entmen just turned forty, and he can't complain. He is a respected hermeneutics professor, beloved by friends and family, and ready to drift quietly into tenured middle age. But then, he discovers he can fly.

Sure, he can only fly very, very slowly, and he only flies three or four inches above the ground . . . But why does this nonetheless amazing phenomenon drive so many people into a rage? Why do he and his family find themselves dodging livid magicians, scheming billionairesses, and, perhaps worst of all, angry hermeneuticians?

Beneath all the chaos, his gift has to have a meaning. But to find it, George needs to understand one thing his friend and guru keeps telling him: "You're not flying, you're being flown."

  • Published: 12 April 2021
  • ISBN: 9781612197913
  • Imprint: Melville House
  • Format: Paperback
  • Pages: 336
  • RRP: $38.00

Praise for Useless Miracle

About Barry Schcechter's previous book:

"Reading The Blindfold Test is a new and radical pleasure. Barry Schechter regards the dirty tricks with which life undoes his protagonist--the nightmare neighbors and prodigious happenings--with a kind of glee. We are reminded that Kafka was supposed to have held his sides laughing while he read friends his stories." --Lore Segal, author of Shakespeare's Kitchen

"The kind of novel Woody Allen and Hunter S. Thompson would've written together if they could've gotten along....That Schechter can combine HST's gonzo morality and pacing with Allen's deadpan is almost too much. But still, we couldn't get enough." --Jonathan Messinger, TimeOut Chicago

"The Blindfold Test is a beautiful and terrifying pleasure, a metaphysically witty novel rich with melancholy joie de vivre." --Matthew Sharpe, author of The Sleeping Father

"The slapstick comedy...never entirely drowns out an undercurrent of hard-won paranoia. And the best thing that Schechter does, the thing that earns his book a deserved double take, happens when you hear the conspiratorial whispers yourself." --Philadelphia City Paper